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  2. September 27, 1990
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"The Game"
Added on November 12, 2007  
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Tagged Annoyance: "the game. AH I LOST THE GAME!"

It was about one year ago.......
I was walking in downtown Portsmouth with my friend Syndey when she suddenly exclaimed, "AH! I lost the game!"
"The game? Whats that?" came my oh so niave reply.
"OK, here is how you play the game," she began, "The rule is: if you think of the game, you lose the game, simple as that. When you lose the game you have to say 'I lost the game' or you are cheating."
Little did I know that she had sealed my fate and destroyed my mind. I don't know if you know what the game is but you sure do now.
Unfortunatly, as a The Game player I am obligated (upon having lost the game) to tell all of Ruduzu about the game. Again I will state the rules.
It is very very important that you think very simply, The Game is not complex in the least!

1) If you think of The Game, you lost the game.
- That literally means, if you think the words "The Game" you just lost the game. Give it a second.........so simple. Here is an example:

Bill: Hey Joe, how are you?
Joe: Hey Bill, I'm great! Did you watch that football game last night?
Bill: Ya I did....(Bill thinks in his head: "football game, game, The Game" AH! I lost The Game!

That is how it works.

2) If and when you lose the game you MUST state that you lost the game. If you don't you're cheating and nobody likes a cheater.

3) If you lose the game and someone says, "The game? Whats that?" You are obligated as a The Game player to explain to the them what the game is.

In conclusion: I friggin hate the game!!!

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On March 12, 2009, Ricky Smith wrote:

i am quite delicious, livin in cape cod right now workin at the deli in a grocery store haha. might go to music college or something, i really have no idea, but just livin the life, as rhianna would say...

On March 1, 2009, Ricky Smith wrote:

matthew laurion, lathder, how art thou my friend?

On February 8, 2009, Aram Guptill wrote:

eat poop.

On January 31, 2009, Happy Gilmore wrote:

Schools don't want creativity because it doesn't fit into the formula.... the machine of producing widgets.

On January 19, 2009, Sydney Bilodeau wrote:

Oh, and actually, I love you.
:)

Annoyances

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February 7, 2010  
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...Ruduzu's slow decay. It used to be so wonderful....
April 12, 2009  
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...Peoples insensitivity to the nature of inspiration.
March 3, 2009  
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...being lazy and right-handed. I am lazy so I pick up the light thing first with my right arm leaving the heavy object to my weaker, left arm. I suppose it's not too awful a problem but proves annoying when noticed.
March 1, 2009  
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...thats fine, small baby, I don't really need to sleep. Go ahead and scream.
February 24, 2009  
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...I am west and she is east.
February 20, 2009  
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...Getting all cozy in bed and realizing that you have to pee.
January 30, 2009  
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...My school's love of hating/destroyi ng independnt creativity.
January 22, 2009  
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...waiting for college acceptance letters.
January 21, 2009  
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...Aram Guptill not wanting to re-join Ruduzu.
January 21, 2009  
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...I made a sandwich today and after having made said sandwich there was only one slice of bread remaining.